Valentine's Day For Dogs

You know, there really should be more emphasis put on Valentine's Day For Dogs. Especially for Chihuahuas. After all, we are so loveable, so dedicated to our masters and mistresses, and are the epitome of cute. Not to say that other breeds aren't deserving. They certainly are! I'm just a bit partial. Forgive me.
Back to the topic: Valentine's Day For Dogs. I say that we rise up and demand the extra special attention that we deserve. Our lap-sitting and endearing stares should not be taken for granted any longer. You do realize how much effort it takes to look up all the time, don't you? That's not easy on the neck at all!
It also takes quite a lot of energy to bark at the postal worker, the street sweeper, the garbage personnel, and the occasional Avon representative*. It is out of love that we dogs do these things. It is our job to protect you from all the unbeknonst dangers of the world.
Now let's discuss the many options you have to show your appreciation to us on Valentine's Day. Rubs paws together and rolls neck. The typical flowers and chocolate obviously won't work and, to be truthful, are a waste of time even in human terms. The exchange of cards with heart stickers on them won't do, either. What would a dog do with a card? It would end up in shreds on the floor and then you'd be upset about the mess we left behind. The nice dinner by candlelight is definitely where we're going with this...although the candlelight may be overkill. I'd prefer a very tender steak, about this big (makes a circle with paws), flavored with that special rub you used for last year's Labor Day picnic, and cut into perfectly chewable, bite-sized pieces. Perhaps a side of pasta or small vegetable would do, as well. Please serve it in my favorite two-sided bowl and allow it to cool just a bit.
I'm getting hungry just thinking about this! Oh! And some new toys would be nice, as well. I've slayed the small green dragon that was my birthday present (in the hopes that he wouldn't torch us in our sleep) and the squeaky ferret is looking ever so disheveled in his current state. That may be the dried dog drool, I don't know. Looks ever so innocent. If you could find some new and interesting things for me to chew on, I'd be ever so appreciative. I wouldn't mind, at all, if you were to get them from my website, either. Be my guest! Here, let me remind you. It's www.wesellpetsupplies.com. Go ahead. Take a look! Just make sure whichever items you do purchase are appropriate for my current size. Although I'm this size now, I may grow bigger and I'd hate to have to wait until my birthday or, God forbid, next Valentine's Day to get new toys.
If you're only hearing about my website for the first time, let me enlighten you. It is still "in the works" but my peeps are all over it. They spend A LOT of time in front of the computer and I hear them talking about it. I'm the site mascot, as I understand it; a job that I receive no payment for but am happy to undertake. It gives me good press and adds to my portfolio.
Take a look, when you have the chance. Great deals and great products. If there's something that you're looking for but do not see on there, send them an email through the Contact Us page. They're on top of things...most of the time. I will admit that my water bowl runs dry on occasion but the moment I point this infraction out, they hop right to it.
Hopefully this simple rant has allowed you, the reader, an opportunity to pause and consider all that us dogs do. We know you love us but Valentine's Day For Dogs is but one day a year.

*I meant no offense to any postal worker, street sweeper, garbage personnel, or Avon representative in the creating of this blog.